amUous
Im wearing a fez!

Im wearing a fez!

inteligasm:

actionjacksonlovesbbq:

I wish more cartoons taught young girls that if a man harasses you or annoys you or whatever you should blow him up with a bazooka and feel no remorse :)))

Ivy leaned back to avoid the propulsion blast. They’ve done this before.

wasteland-wanderer:

tenderp:

smooth motherfucker

Imagine how many times he hit himself in the testicles, knees, and ankles while practicing this.

wasteland-wanderer:

tenderp:

smooth motherfucker

Imagine how many times he hit himself in the testicles, knees, and ankles while practicing this.

Stay away from people who make you feel like you are hard to love.
(via internetexplorers)
saltwaterandink:

pasiphile:

greenycrimson:

Ponced from Overheard in Waitrose

let me sing you the song of my people it goes EVERYTHING IN THIS FUCKING COUNTRY IS ABOUT CLASS THE FOOD IS ABOUT CLASS THE CARRIER BAGS ARE ABOUT CLASS THE SHOES ARE ABOUT CLASS THE FUCKING EVERYTHING IS ABOUT CLASS … cannot stress that enough (via @saxifraga-x-urbium)

LEAVE ALDI ALONE ALDI IS THE SHIT

lameboob:

onlylolgifs:

You’ve Been Pouring Juice Wrong

what the fuck

sailingaugust:

“I’ll never forget the day Marilyn and I were walking around New York City, just having a stroll on a nice day. She loved New York because no one bothered her there like they did in Hollywood, she could put on her plain-jane clothes and no one would notice her. She loved that. So as we we’re walking down Broadway, she turns to me and says ‘Do you want to see me become her?’ I didn’t know what she meant but I just said ‘Yes’- and then I saw it. I don’t know how to explain what she did because it was so very subtle, but she turned something on within herself that was almost like magic. And suddenly cars were slowing and people were turning their heads and stopping to stare. They were recognizing that this was Marilyn Monroe as if she pulled off a mask or something, even though a second ago nobody noticed her. I had never seen anything like it before.” 

- Amy Greene, wife of Marilyn’s personal photographer Milton Greene

rock-flag-and-jerkface:

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER

they both look a little nervous about what the other one might write

then just the biggest smiles when they are reassured yet again how much they just love each other

shodobear:

stunningpicture:

A grape, wearing a raspberry.

I am froot.

shodobear:

stunningpicture:

A grape, wearing a raspberry.

I am froot.

michaelpalin:

Reason 3284739567346762306 why I love Julie Andrews.

 

positivedoodles:

365days-of-gratitude:

I’ve discovered this awesome positivity blog in which the artist creates cute animal doodles that come with encouraging words to cheer you up and inspire you, no matter how sad you may feel. Every drawing is absolutely adorable, and the words are so touching. I’m grateful I stumbled upon this blog by chance. <3

Thank you so much! very happy you like my blog. I love seeing these compilations. It’s so nice to see which doodles people connect with the most.

jugglekingstone:

DO YOU JUST HAVE SOMEONE IN YOUR LIFE THAT MAKES YOU REALLY HAPPY NO MATTER WHAT THEY TALK ABOUT WITH YOU AND THEY JUST ALWAYS CHEER YOU UP AND THEY PUT THEMSELVES DOWN SOMETIMES BUT YOU DONT KNOW WHY BECAUSE EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM IS SO AMAZING AND YOU WANT THEM TO BE IN YOUR LIFE FOREVER BECAUSE THEY MAKE YOU SO HAPPY OH GOSH

forever-vaginamite:

I hate when people do this to me, but I love doing it to other people